Tweet Poetry

after a long break

2009-11-22T20:48:00.000-08:00

Old limbo dancers never die
Instant Black and White
Problems cannot be solved by
an elf.

he caLLed me
rotten #CornBall

tomorrow
a new Twitter
Weekly Update
finding a $100 bill
a bunch of friends.

*Thanks to twitterfriends.org for inspiring this Tweet poem.

I just remembered it's May

2009-05-03T08:00:00.000-07:00

Is that all you can
fit during flight
in recovery
from Synthetic Elements

you may know him
he had liquid encouragement
she was so nervous to ask
about hangin tough
Did I bore people?

my love...?

2009-05-02T08:00:00.000-07:00

Everytime I watch
the sun setting
oh, how i do love
your mom

LOL.. that's a *great* OH.

i think you need to be friends

2009-05-01T08:00:00.000-07:00

my lungs bled

Feast your eyes on
The Jamaican chick
how can you compare to that?

There are no
teen boys over tonight
Wonder if they have
bad memories for me

Pardon my french

2009-04-30T08:00:00.000-07:00

we share
deep down
good fortunes

fresh flowers
may just force
dudes
up close?

arms

2009-04-29T08:00:00.000-07:00

the soul must earnestly
start making money
on this side

Armageddon
could sense the swine flu
when it is free from these

i'm now being followed
I had no idea!

our kids are gross

2009-04-28T19:18:00.000-07:00

I called as soon as I found out
Your Internet Marketing questions
receive water and nourishment
as planned

I politely invite you to f*ck
a dirty mind
for everyone to visualize
my breasts
letting me down

Time to start my Sunday.

2009-04-26T08:00:00.000-07:00

I may have to cut myself off from
a refreshing pina colada
some beer pong later
getting way too many hugs.

Fly out to center.

2009-04-24T08:00:00.000-07:00

Are you ready to start the party?

charge admission and tickets to
Flashback Friday!

Just having friends was protective.

i dont like it here

I didnt think the lions could screw up
Wonder how he'll handle the pressure.

you're a mess...

2009-04-23T18:25:00.000-07:00

Watching The Office.
really wants to be at home
Avoiding housework.

at home

2009-04-22T08:00:00.000-07:00

I should have taken
Quietness. I may be in
a pile of damn it

the Usual Suspects

2009-04-21T08:00:00.000-07:00

Vastly overpriced
Politicians & clergy
still impresses me

away past midnight.....

2009-04-20T07:54:00.000-07:00

Western world wants to forget all these things
no plane to get on today
Feeling unbelievably tired
Need More energy?

have you had your eyes checked recently?

I'm goin to sleep

2009-04-19T08:00:00.000-07:00

Shocking harmful ingredients in our daily products
have a killer sore throat
which is unlikely to happen
let me try real quick
crank me up

i'm dreaming of a bagel with a side of donut

2009-04-17T08:00:00.000-07:00

There are worse ways to be maladjusted
Its almost over
Can't watch MYSELF!
i sat on a cliff overlooking the bay
I can BREATHE again.

trying to tweet!!

2009-04-16T08:00:00.000-07:00

Looking for some inspiration and energy
You are great!
I bet you don't remember
My number one pet peeve:
Chickens don't clap.
On my way home
goodnight

Glorious country.

2009-04-15T08:15:00.000-07:00

He thinks he needs an intervention.
I'd recommend wearing a helmet in this thing.
where is the promised brighter future?
Truly wondrous.
true calling: Anything less than love

I have tons of energy
ready to face the day
the students are trying to calm him down, HE is going really crazy
they define their life as need while others accelerate
Do something great today

I found myself thinking about you. Then I vomited.

2009-04-14T08:02:00.000-07:00

3rd cup 'o coffee... almost feel normal.
Tis, hard times:
fat babies in 3 piece suits
I will eventually hit a wall.

I am so out of breath
he is still not breathing
She only speaks english.
tell me which of my shingles needs to be replaced
I am finally at peace with the choice...

they are showing love to u

2009-04-13T07:59:00.003-07:00

God bless you
you are much braver than I
I don't know. I am confused. Help
I love the smell of a bonfire.

I am very bored
All She Wants To Do Is Dance
ohh its gonna be hilarious
Your knees and legs will thank you for it :)

hating my job

2009-04-13T07:59:00.001-07:00

Poor listening = Poor time management.
Shut up about it, though. I don't want to be arrested.
takin' it back to "the music for love"
love it or hate it is now playing

how can I get faster
anything I do to advance good is better than nothing.
i could use a new car...
we shall see come 2013!

Landed safe. Miss NY already.
Tucson still sucks.
Never fails to make me weep
my cats laugh
one of your dogs is a sloth
It would be a great planet if it wasn't for the fucking people.

An empty kind of happy.

2009-04-13T07:57:00.000-07:00

I can't believe in my eyes
Covering Up Reality, One Pothole at a Time
How can I say this...I can't find the words?

You can ask your followers
is it Global Evolution? A crisis or fate?
no, I haven’t.